Phased Reality

U MAD?

If only my PC wasn't a heaping pile of shit.

lol no, there will be no sixth child. A vasectomy will prevent that. I'm preparing to schedule one pretty soon. Hurry before it's too late. Also, if you have a vasectomy and still have children, I will believe in miracles. Or, I will change from "CONDOM GOES WHERE!?" to "VASECT...

Vestige wrote:That's strike TWO, MAX. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU.

Strike THREE results in your mandatory attendance at the moment of conception for Gerry's sixth child.

Too late, IMO!

I do believe my site is only what it needs to be and should be less than 10MB

Does that matter in the grande scheme of things?

He probably changed it on a whim because he's afraid of hackers.

It keeps him up at night.

I wish I was joking.